Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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