you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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