I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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