I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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