I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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