He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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