great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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