Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
