Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
