And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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