My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
