Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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