I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
These tits shall not be calmed
I deserve this hangover.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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