it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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