So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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