I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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