if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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