Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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