I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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