Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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