please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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