Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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