3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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