Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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