Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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