would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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