Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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