I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
