so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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