oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
