And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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