do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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