what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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