you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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