when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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