He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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