i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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