just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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