they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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