thus making me awesome and them whores
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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