I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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