you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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