he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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