That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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