carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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