i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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