So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
me + whiskey = a bad person
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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