I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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