it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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