did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My feet surprised me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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