: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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