even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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