In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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