think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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