I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
