awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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