you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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